12.30.2004

The Real Joke



"Why are you looking up here when the real joke is in your hand?"

Darwin's Pub, Austin, TX '04

12.13.2004

Why Be Normal?



This question was posed to me under a freeway on the way to my doctor's office in midtown Houston. Good question.

12.02.2004

12.01.2004

Piss Here



A bum can read this sign no matter what language he speaks. Thanks to Roman for the shot.

Ash Wipe



El Bobbo spotted this in Chicago